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NEWS: Keep Santa Jolly By Leaving Him Frosted Sugar Cookie Pop-Tarts On...
Over the past few years, Kellogg’s has been producing their Limited Edition Printed Fun Gingerbread Pop-Tarts for the holiday season. These Pop-Tarts have images of what appears to be spray tan...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Limited Edition Printed Fun Frosted Sugar Cookie Pop-Tarts
The element of surprise can be a valuable tool. As the Japanese poet Bashō famously observed, “When you surprise your enemy, you *** his *** up.” [Translated] That’s true both on the battlefield and in...
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NEWS: Kellogg’s Squeezes In One Last New Pop-Tarts Release Before The End of...
When I heard about the Limited Edition Sugar Cookie Pop-Tarts in October, I thought that would be the last new Pop-Tarts flavor Kellogg’s would introduce in 2011. After all, they released five new...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Wildlicious Wild! Fruit Fusion Pop-Tarts
Pop-Tarts are just friggin’ weird. They resemble a tart as much as I look like actor Tom Cruise, or even pre/post-drug fiend Tom Sizemore. The pastry is exactly two ninety degree angles that form an...
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NEWS: Kellogg’s Festival Fun Frosted Vanilla I-Scream Cone Pop-Tarts Sound...
On the Kellogg’s website, they describe their new Limited Edition Festival Fun Frosted Vanilla I-Scream Cone Pop-Tarts as follows: “Vanilla ice cream-flavored filling surrounded by a waffle...
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NEWS: USA! USA! USA! USA CEREAL! USA POP-TARTS!
Did you know the Summer Olympics are happening this year? I forgot, but thankfully Kellogg’s reminded me by announcing their 2012 Team USA Collector’s Edition Cereal and Limited Edition 2012 Team USA...
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NEWS: Make A Part of Your Complete Breakfast Patriotic With Limited Edition...
At the rate Kellogg’s is going, I predict, within 10 years, there will be a Pop-Tart for every possible occasion. There’s pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving, Spookylicious Chocolate Fudge for Halloween,...
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REVIEW: Limited Edition Festival Fun Frosted Vanilla I-Scream Cone Pop-Tarts
The festival: a landmark of summertime reinforcing the laws of physics with every flash-flinging ride you wind past, and, while all the balloon animals and fluffy teddy bears make it seem like a locale...
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NEWS: Stay Warm This Fall With Kellogg’s Limited Edition Frosted Marshmallow...
The Limited Edition Frosted Marshmallow Hot Chocolate Pop-Tarts has me thinking why Kellogg’s hasn’t come out with coffee-flavored Pop-Tarts. They’ve overdone chocolate-flavored Pop-Tarts, so I think...
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NEWS: Show Your School Pride With College-Branded Limited Edition Printed Fun...
Remember when you used to paint a body part in your college’s colors to show your school pride? Yeah, I never did that. But if you did, I bet you’d be willing to do almost anything for your alma mater,...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Oatmeal Delights Frosted Mapley Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts
I’m going to guess that not everyone reading this 1) spent their adolescent years in the early to mid ’90s, and 2) read superhero comics. But that’s okay. (Statistically, you’re almost certainly better...
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REVIEW: Limited Edition Frosted Apple Cinnamon Muffin Pop-Tarts
If I were to list my top 20 favorite products of all time, there would be only one toaster pastry and it would be Frosted Dutch Apple Pop-Tarts. Oh, you haven’t heard of them? Well, they were around...
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REVIEW: Limited Edition Frosted Red Velvet Pop-Tarts
Here’s your off-the-wall thought for today: if someone was making you a romantic mix CD (for our younger readers, ask your parents what those are), what song would absolutely have to be on it? It’s not...
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REVIEW: Pop-Tarts Gone Nutty! Frosted Chocolate Peanut Butter
Dear Peanut Butter, I get it. I’m a realist. You’re salty and sweet, ooey-gooey and down right delectable, and I was wrong to have tried to hog you all to myself. I can see monogamy just can’t work for...
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REVIEW: Pop-Tarts Gone Nutty! Peanut Butter
More orange than a University of Texas football jersey and more texturally variegated than a special edition Pokémon card, it’s the latest, greatest Pop-Tarts box filled with peanut butter toaster...
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